- No, I don't want to listen to what happened at your place of employment every single day. I don't know the people you are talking about and, actually, I could care less.
- Yes, I do knit. Why do you find that so incredible?
- When you tell people that I am the "expert" in some area, I find that offensive. And, it makes me feel that if I don't know the answer to a problem, I've let you down.
- I don't want to listen to the details of your sex life. Please stop sharing those stories with me.
- Yes, I can believe it. You've been enabling him/her for years. Why can't you believe it?
- Contrary to belief, I was not put on this earth to solve all of its problems. I have enough trouble dealing with my own mistakes.
- When you ask me a question and I give you the answer, why don't you listen?
I feel better already. So, what's on your list?