Best Obama Facts

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# Every now and then, Obama opens his eyes and the world springs into existence.

# When a tree falls in the forest, Obama hears it.

# Obama can clap with one hand.

# Prometheus was punished for plagiarizing Obama.

# Obama can make a journey of a thousand miles without a single step.

# Socks worn by Obama are used for climbing walls in Spiderman movies.

# Hillary Clinton dropped out of the race when she learned Obama's true name.

# "Obama" is the very first word in the English language to be a verb, adjective, noun, pronoun, adverb, interjection, superlative and pronad. (Pronad is a new category made specifically for the word "Obama" so its power can be fully realized).

# When Obama squints dreamily into the distance, he can see next week's lottery winning numbers. But he never plays because that would mean poverty of ambition.

# Obama can calculate your guilt just by looking at the numbers in your checkbook.

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