Sunday, September 28, 2008

Todays What the Fuck Moment

It is a classic case of Good v. Evil. Obama won the debate (with the help of Jesus Christ) because Father God made it so. My money is riding on Batman.

Day 39:
Father God we come again, as we will for the next 39 days, to thank You for giving Barack Obama an excellent spirit and for having favor upon his life in every situation and circumstance. (Daniel 6:3) We thank You for Barack's excellent performance in the debates and for keeping him, Joe Biden, their staffs and their families safe. As Joe Biden participates in the upcoming Vice Presidential debate, we pray for his solid preparation, respectful spirit, clear mind, wisdom, understanding of the issues, clarity of speech, strong articulation, insightful discernment and solid message concerning the needs of the people, the nation and campaign. God we pray for Barack as his opponent contempt for him was revealed in the debate. You have all the power and glory in this situation and we thank You for delivering Barack from those who come against him. (Daniel 6:16) In Jesus' name, Amen!

Day 40:
Our Lord God we come again to thank You for giving Barack Obama an excellent spirit and for having favor upon his life in every situation and circumstance. (Daniel 6:3) We thank You, God, for being with Barack in the debate last night and through the "crisis call" to Washington over the past week. Dear God through You the world was able to see that Barack Obama is "born of You. He has the strength to overcome the evil one in all manners of sin and temptation. For greater is He (Jesus Christ) who strengthens Barack and dwells within him, than the enemy that is in the world." Thank You God for truth, transparency and for giving Barack solid preparation, a clear mind, wisdom, understanding of the issues, clarity of speech, strong articulation, insightful discernment and a solid message concerning the needs of the people and the nation. In Jesus' name, Amen.
I kid you not.

No comments: